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NZV-000 · day zero

One working day.One thing.Live that evening.

This is not the sprint. It is one day of mine, sold on a date. One thing wired into a system you already run, deployed to your accounts before that day ends. There is no call. A day has no room in it for a meeting you are paying for.

NZV-000 · DAY ZERO · $2,000 · NEXT OPEN DATES: FRI 31 JUL · FRI 07 AUG

Write the brief

What fits in a day.

  • One integration finished. Stripe, your CRM, your calendar, the webhook that has been on the list since March.
  • One internal screen over data you already have, with your real data in it.
  • One scheduled job that replaces something a person does by hand every week.
  • One ops bot in Slack or Telegram that reads and writes your real system.
  • One page on your own stack, built to your design and your copy. I write neither.
  • One slow thing made not slow, with the reason written down.

What does not fit in a day

  • Anything with users, roles and billing. That is a week and it starts at $4,000.
  • A design, a brand, or the words on the page.
  • An audit of a codebase you did not write. That is two days and it is on the main page.
  • A native mobile app.
  • Anything where nobody on your side can answer a question before six in the evening, Bangkok time.

How the day runs.

BEFORE
You write the brief on this page. It costs nothing and there is no card. Inside one business day I do one of three things: send you a date and a payment link, ask you three questions in writing, or tell you this is not a day and what it actually is. I do not take money before I have said yes.
THE DAY
A working link by lunchtime, my time. One round of written feedback. Deployed to your domain and your accounts before I stop.
AFTER
Repo in your GitHub organisation. A five-minute video. One written page on how to change it. Seven days of bug fixes.
AND
One page from me on what the rest of it would take, what it costs, and when it lands. A fixed number and a fixed date. You keep it either way.

The rules.

$2,000. PAID ONCE, AFTER I ACCEPT.
No deposit, no invoice to chase, no contract to redline. This page is the terms.
THE DATE IS THE DATE.
Two open dates at a time. They are real. When they are gone, the next two go up.
IT COMES OFF THE NEXT ONE.
Book a project within thirty days and the $2,000 comes off, down to $4,000 and not below. On a floor-priced sprint that is worth nothing.
IF THE DAY RUNS OUT, YOU GET THE DAY.
What is built is deployed, and you get a written page on what is left. I do not pretend a day was two.
SEVEN DAYS OF BUG FIXES.
A bug is it not doing what your brief said. New work is another day.
ONE PROJECT AT A TIME STILL HOLDS.
These dates are days I am not inside somebody's week. That is why there are only two.

Write the brief.

It costs nothing and there is no card. I read it and answer inside one business day.

About 120 characters. I am deciding whether it fits in a day.

Six questions, about five minutes. No card. I answer inside one business day and the answer is sometimes no.

If you already know you need the week, do not buy the day. Book the forty minutes. The week starts at $4,000.

Or email vladimirnizov@gmail.com.